Hi there, Dandy fans! Don’t miss the cracking issue that is out NOW! It’s packed full of creepy goings on! PLUS! We’re giving away a Zombie Hand!
AND! A Glow in the Dark Frankenslime Pocket Bogie!
HOI! THE BEANO IS A LOT BETTER THAN THE DANDY AND YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT OR I’LL SHOVE COLD LUMPY CUSTARD DOWN YOUR PANTS! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Yawn! Zzzzzzz! Sorry Nina, you’re so boring you made me fall asleep – JUST LIKE THE BEANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do you hate The Beano so much? Is it coz they smell of farts?
Yep and they keep coming in The Dandy office and letting rip stinking ones!
What kind of person lives on the moon? A lunatic!!
Ha ha! I laughed so much I wet my pants!
Wow what a great mag, and I just won my first competition!!
Well done! Has anyone else won something cool? Email in and rub it in!
What’s the crack? My Dad has a Ford Mustang Mach 1!!!!
Cool car, man!!
Did you hear about the constipated film? It never came out!!
Hee hee! It must’ve been a stinker!
Where do sheeps go to get their haircut? The baaba!
Cracking joke, Johnboy!
Yo, Ollie! I can do a triple nosegrab!
Nice one! Has anyone else got some killer skillz?
