Hi there, Dandy fans! Don’t miss the cracking issue that’s out NOW! It’s packed full of puzzles, games, cheats, comps, comix and loads more!
Don’t forget to email in – all your fave Dandy characters are waiting to chat to you! Ask them anything! Or send us in your top jokes, pranks, cheats and news!
What food does the rubbish man like best? Junk food!
Gross! What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?
Oi, Jak! I was wondering why Todd’s your friend?
Coz he can burp the alphabet! That takes skill man.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Doris! Doris who? The Doris locked so let me in!
Anyone else got any funny jokes?
I punked my Mum on April Fools day – we were on a bus and I faked to puke in a bag (actually filled with corn beef) and pretended to eat the contents to make them barf and then offered her some!
Eww! Brilliant prank!
Last night when I went to bed I found myself sitting in water! My cousin had drenched my bed! He lafed so hard he wet himself!!! Ha ha ha ha!
Time for revenge! Put some fake spiders in his bed and he’ll scream for his mummy!
Mandy stinks like the goo that comes from Cuddles and Dimples noses! Dandy rules And BEANO SUCKS!
Too right!
Why did the snot cross the road? He was being picked on.
Wanna hear another? How does a Pokemon eat his boogers? He pick-a-chews it!
Hi Dandy your mag rocks and i would like to be in the Desperate Dan pie eating contest!!!
Nobody can beat me at eating cow pies!
